Khatron ke Khiladi. pic.twitter.com/5Wbkbvfw5I
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) July 9, 2015
Things school should teach:
What they teach:
How to find area of fckin trapezium
— Micro-ambitious (@pal36) June 26, 2017
Resume vs Real Life pic.twitter.com/ty9WaIH8c6
— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) April 11, 2017
Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.
— ｍｙ ｎａｍ ｊｅｆ (@Extranaut) January 20, 2014
Giving up on the window seat is a sign of ageing.
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) September 12, 2012
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life also didn't choose me.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) January 19, 2017
It's sad how the death of one earpiece of your headphones leaves the other to a life of neglect & uselessness for no fault of its own.
— ಠ_ಠ (@floydimus) October 8, 2012
One Bangalorean is a software engineer. Two Bangaloreans are a home delivery app startup. Three Bangaloreans are a traffic jam on ORR.
— Nitin Pai (@acorn) August 14, 2015
"Ek glass paani dena"
"Sir, agar usme burger, coke aur fries add karte ho to meal ho jayega. De doon?"
— Raunak (@MeraHandle) August 4, 2016
When you are trying to fix the gas cylinder your mom be like pic.twitter.com/csdF3PnHAM
— डि.के. (@itsdhruvism) October 24, 2016
Jitne dhokhe khaaye hai us hisaab se I should get Sadma Bhushan award
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) September 20, 2017
Other people in relationships vs me pic.twitter.com/XgVVuDCnRp
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) September 22, 2017
Admit it – this epic scene from Baahubali 2 brought tears to your eyes. pic.twitter.com/ke0hEhE7jt
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) May 22, 2017
I learnt optimism from my mom.
Mom: how was your exam?
Mom: Bohot Bekaar Ke thoda Bekaar?
— 🚨 (@pranavsapra) May 22, 2015
Interviewer : What are your expectations?
Me : Job.
Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job?
Me : Salary
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) November 4, 2013
You like a girl. You try to get friendly. She does get friendly. Only to get to know your hot friend. They date. You are Internet Explorer.
— Pathikrit (@BucketheadCase) November 21, 2013
Me: Yaar relationship mein bahot problems chal rahi hai.
Friend [who hasn't dated a human being in 25 years]: Meri baat dhyaan se sunn
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) May 24, 2016
My reaction when Mom gives Lauki for dinner two days in a row. pic.twitter.com/D8tOD8nvkf
— 🤡 (@Upooorv) December 17, 2014
When there's compulsory attendance for pre-placement talks in B-Schools. pic.twitter.com/2wq8LGgmcw
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) August 3, 2017
Guy : what happened?
Girl : my nose is blocked
Guy : did you link it with Aadhar?
Girl : no
Guy : tabhi
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) October 12, 2017
Game of Thrones is like my extended family, I don't really follow their lives, but I am updated when someone dies.
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) May 23, 2016
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